why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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