kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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