I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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