My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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