She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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