the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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