He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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