Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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