That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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