"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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