it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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