M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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