margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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