Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Randomize
