dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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