Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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