OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
im holly from the hills drunk
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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