My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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