Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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