In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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