so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You've changed since you got that strap on
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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