You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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