she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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