Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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