This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Randomize
