I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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