Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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