Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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