who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
my being single is dangerous.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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