it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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