glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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