we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And then my night got REAL pukey
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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