You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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