If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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