it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We are all done wearing pants today
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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