This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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