we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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