This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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