Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
do nipples grow back?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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