question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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