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(740): View more from Ohio

We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...

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there were a lot.

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(239): View more from Florida

dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!

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(812): View more from Indiana

he went at my nipples like a starved dog.

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(540): View more from Virginia

He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?

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(516): View more from New York

I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb

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