if i died would you start the facebook group?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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