i just wanna soil my oats bro
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
organizing the empties. That sober.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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