i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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