so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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