Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
