Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Hey! you should come over!
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