He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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