but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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