I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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