trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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