Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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