plz talk dirty to me
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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