Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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