is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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