i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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