Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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