Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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