Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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